The sun revolves around the earth
Kookiness from the highest authority
Given the vastness of the universe and the tinyness of the human race, I just cannot understand the cockiness of these people to think that everything was made exclusively for human consumption, or that a “creator” would care where I put my pee-pee.
Extending that selfishness out to its “logical” conclusion, the entire universe rotates around the earth. It’s so obvious! THEY don’t want your children to know!
Of course, this fixed earth site ignores the really hard question: is the earth flat and stationary?
