Postings tagged with religion

God has a website

He’s also:
  • a fan of Jim Carrey,
  • Being tracked by the CIA and FBI, and
  • Suing David Copperfield because David’s tricks are real, and this dude holds the patent on “godly powers.” Ok – he doesn’t hold the patent yet – but he has applied for it. Pretty much the same thing, right?

Looks to me like another street theater believing paranoid. Here’s the site.

Here’s some YouTube stuff. He’s probably the least convincing god-complex paranoid I’ve seen – like he’s not even trying.

The sun revolves around the earth

Kookiness from the highest authority

Unbelievable.

Given the vastness of the universe and the tinyness of the human race, I just cannot understand the cockiness of these people to think that everything was made exclusively for human consumption, or that a “creator” would care where I put my pee-pee.

Extending that selfishness out to its “logical” conclusion, the entire universe rotates around the earth. It’s so obvious! THEY don’t want your children to know!

Of course, this fixed earth site ignores the really hard question: is the earth flat and stationary?

Earth-Angel Realtor

This looks like a relatively normal homemade website for a realtor in Canada. . . until you visit the “EARTH-ANGEL HERE” page. Then all sorts of kookiness breaks loose.

Of the religious kooks out there, this chap seems like he’s got a sense of humor about it. He’d probably be at least interesting, if he’s not totally bat-shit in person.

Holy crap.

Holy crap.

Besides the infamous Time Cube site, I really don’t think I’ve seen a stranger site than this one .

The images look like The Point meets Left Behind, full of half-jokes and unconvincing straw-men.

Just when I think I have a hold on internet kookiness, something as intricate and bizarre as this crops up. Sigh. . .

Soy makes you gay

Some of the SNAGS I’ve met make me wonder if this is true. . .

This is like a perfect storm of mainstream kookiness:
  1. Anti-gay,
  2. Anti “PC” health food orthodoxy (whatever the orthodoxy is),
  3. Not-so-subtlely religious (in the context of the rest of the site).

Whether or not soy contains xenoestrogens (chemicals that act like estrogens in the body), it’s a long leap to say they make you gay. Jim Rutz fears no such leap, and mightily takes it.

The operative word is "Batshit"

Batshit insane or not, I’ve got to hand it to the guy – he’s got some pretty neat painting going on there.

I particularly like:

Keep on doing what you’re doing, Mr. Lauer.

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